So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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