you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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