I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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