North Korea, Best Korea!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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