Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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