this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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