Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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