did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
