Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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