My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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