yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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