My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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