Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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