Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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