the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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