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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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