Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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