my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
