He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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