haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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