I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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