At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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