I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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