whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
do nipples grow back?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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