yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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