in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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