White coat. Heels.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Come on in and take your pants off
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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