VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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We are two peas in an std pod
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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