redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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