Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
