you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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