im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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