He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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