A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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