Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She bit a glass in half.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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