But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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