do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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