I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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