Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You almost got us killed.
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