fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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