I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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