so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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