Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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