Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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