its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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