I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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