I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Randomize