This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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