butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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