I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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