Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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