So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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