kristin has been a bad kristin
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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