i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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