I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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