You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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