im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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