We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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